Saturday, July 28, 2012

Hoover's Horrible Adventures

Hi there, Hoover here!  I've had a rrrrufff week. 

I gotted hurt.  I borked my leg.  not really, not borked.  I cried cause it hurted.  That scared Mom.   So I panted too.  That scared her more.  She grabbed her purse, keys and me and took me to the emergency mean doctor lady. 

I was scareded on the way there.  I sat on Mom's lap and cried.  Mom held me and drove and told me things like it will be ok and whatever happens, she loves me.  Well, I knew she loved me. 

We went in and the mean doctor lady looked at me.  Mom was scared.  We were both real happy that it is JUST a torn ACL.  MDL gave me a shot to help with the pain and I went home and slept. 

The diaggnooossies is I have to not exercise (YIPEEEEEEEE) and lose weight (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO).  But thankfully now I am feeling better.  whew.  I was scareded. 

I'm making sure to take it easy.  Mom won't let me jump up on things. 

Don't you want to just kiss my sweet face?  Go ahead, I'm all for it. 

I'm doing much better, I am walking a little but not going too far.

Gonna rest more.  OH and no treats.  this SUCKS!!!!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Things I've Destroyed - by Dyson Muuuuuuuler

Hi there!!!  My name is Dyson.  I usually hear this "Dyson, what did you do THIS time?'  I don't get why the food lady says that to me but she does.  All the time.  I mean I am a good boy.  I just help out around here. 

I've lived here almost 5 months now.  I think I am home.  I sure hope so, I like it here.  I have my dad here with me and I also have 5 kitty cats to hang with.  I really like Cinco...he is just like me, little and young and we play and play and play. 

So, in the 5 months I've lived here....I've been kind of naughty according to the food lady.

I put blue ink on the carpet.  It took Mom a month to get that ink up.  hehe

I ate Mom's sandals so she had to go and buy new ones.  hehe

I've been eating the cat scratcher thingy. 

I've ripped up this wicker basket.  Mom replaced it today with a metal container.  dammit!!!!
This is Hoover's baby....I unstuffed it

Removed an arm

Another pillow
nope, I did not do this one. It happened BD Before Dyson

Yes, that is the perp.  Louie.  He broke a family heirloom (a stinking ugly thing isn't it?  The cat yes, and the vase).  It isn't really an heirloom.  But Mom's parents got it when they all went to Mexico in 1968.  So it has been around a long time.

So that is my tail till now.  I do things daily.  Today I was good.  But there is still overnight!  hehe

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Scardy Dogs!

We is scared of the fireworks that are going off.  Some were going off at 11 last night and they scared us.  Mom was not happy. 

So today she got us something that is LIKE thundershirts.  She said they are really expensive and that there is no way she was going spend that much money.  so instead she got us baby shirts.

We are not pleased but we wore them.  dyson bit at Mom when she was putting his on. 

Mom, please?  take the silly t-shirts off of us!

How embarrassing.

and Mom wonders WHY we do things like this................

Nope, no reason why we do this at all.  We are perfect little boys.

Hope that the fireworky things aren't that bad.  We don't know how we are going to react.  Mom is a little worried about what will happen.

mmmm, Mom's dinner smells good.  Spare ribs, smashed taters, sauerkraut and gravy and fresh sweet corn.  I hope we get some......I bet we won't even get a smidge of it.  grrrrr we will have to make Mom pay.  What will we rip up tomorrow?????