Sunday, August 5, 2012

Chchchanges

hahahaha, I hads fun dis week!  I redec redec changeded things. 
it was the couches fault!  It made me do it!

I didnt' get in too much trouble from Mom.  she said she still luvs me.  whew.  I have other things to redec change too. 

I tried to get the flashy box from mom so I could delete the evidence of my crimes, I mean redec change. 

Mom iz doing gud.  She said that work place is sort of better now, since there has been a change.  She doesn't have nightmares about walking in the office.  It is still stressful but not the same. 

oh did you see?  I redec redec changed how our blog looks.  I haven't gotten the perfect look yet but I am trying.  


I was here on the couch with Ellie.  She doesn't totally hate me. 

ok, so I hope you like the new blog change.

I'll see what I can do this next week. 

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Hoover's Horrible Adventures

Hi there, Hoover here!  I've had a rrrrufff week. 

I gotted hurt.  I borked my leg.  not really, not borked.  I cried cause it hurted.  That scared Mom.   So I panted too.  That scared her more.  She grabbed her purse, keys and me and took me to the emergency mean doctor lady. 

I was scareded on the way there.  I sat on Mom's lap and cried.  Mom held me and drove and told me things like it will be ok and whatever happens, she loves me.  Well, I knew she loved me. 

We went in and the mean doctor lady looked at me.  Mom was scared.  We were both real happy that it is JUST a torn ACL.  MDL gave me a shot to help with the pain and I went home and slept. 

The diaggnooossies is I have to not exercise (YIPEEEEEEEE) and lose weight (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO).  But thankfully now I am feeling better.  whew.  I was scareded. 

I'm making sure to take it easy.  Mom won't let me jump up on things. 

Don't you want to just kiss my sweet face?  Go ahead, I'm all for it. 


I'm doing much better, I am walking a little but not going too far.

Gonna rest more.  OH and no treats.  this SUCKS!!!!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Things I've Destroyed - by Dyson Muuuuuuuler

Hi there!!!  My name is Dyson.  I usually hear this "Dyson, what did you do THIS time?'  I don't get why the food lady says that to me but she does.  All the time.  I mean I am a good boy.  I just help out around here. 

I've lived here almost 5 months now.  I think I am home.  I sure hope so, I like it here.  I have my dad here with me and I also have 5 kitty cats to hang with.  I really like Cinco...he is just like me, little and young and we play and play and play. 

So, in the 5 months I've lived here....I've been kind of naughty according to the food lady.

I put blue ink on the carpet.  It took Mom a month to get that ink up.  hehe

I ate Mom's sandals so she had to go and buy new ones.  hehe


I've been eating the cat scratcher thingy. 

I've ripped up this wicker basket.  Mom replaced it today with a metal container.  dammit!!!!
This is Hoover's baby....I unstuffed it


Removed an arm
Pillows





Another pillow
nope, I did not do this one. It happened BD Before Dyson

Yes, that is the perp.  Louie.  He broke a family heirloom (a stinking ugly thing isn't it?  The cat yes, and the vase).  It isn't really an heirloom.  But Mom's parents got it when they all went to Mexico in 1968.  So it has been around a long time.

So that is my tail till now.  I do things daily.  Today I was good.  But there is still overnight!  hehe

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Scardy Dogs!

We is scared of the fireworks that are going off.  Some were going off at 11 last night and they scared us.  Mom was not happy. 

So today she got us something that is LIKE thundershirts.  She said they are really expensive and that there is no way she was going spend that much money.  so instead she got us baby shirts.

We are not pleased but we wore them.  dyson bit at Mom when she was putting his on. 


Mom, please?  take the silly t-shirts off of us!

How embarrassing.

and Mom wonders WHY we do things like this................


Nope, no reason why we do this at all.  We are perfect little boys.


Hope that the fireworky things aren't that bad.  We don't know how we are going to react.  Mom is a little worried about what will happen.

mmmm, Mom's dinner smells good.  Spare ribs, smashed taters, sauerkraut and gravy and fresh sweet corn.  I hope we get some......I bet we won't even get a smidge of it.  grrrrr we will have to make Mom pay.  What will we rip up tomorrow?????



Sunday, June 24, 2012

Blech!

Gosh darn it (sorry for swearing), it is raining outside.  We HATE rain.  It is like getting a bath.  It is YUCKY!!!!

I wonder what is in there? 
I bet it is really cool. 

See, it is a snake!!!!  it is really cool!!!

We've been doing pretty well here.  We've almost got Mom all trained.  She needs to get with it when it comes to snacks and treats.  Not so much food but more snacks and treats.    And she needs to work on keeping it from raining on us.  We used to live outside so we know what the rain is like.  we don't like it!!!!




Let me tell you, I am very happy here.  I even like the cats.  And I really love Mom.  She is a good human. 

It better stop raining soon, we wanna walkie!!!!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Mom's Home!!!!

No, she still has her job.  She is just taking some vacation days to get some things done and to not be at work.  Seems it really stresses her out. 

We do our best to destress her.  Like we play alot.  And when it is bedtime, we are good, we go to bed and sleep. And like now, Hoover is sitting on Mom's lap and Dyson is on the floor watching the  air conditioner guy make sure it is ready for summer.  Hoover is kind of scared and Mom is taking care of him.  Dyson just want to watch to make sure the guy doe it right! 

And all the kitties are hiding.  Robin is hanging out on the patio and Hermie, Louie and Ellie are in Mom's room with the door shut (I hope they good in there!!!)  Cinco is off visiting the mean doctor lady.  Today is his deballing.  We feel your pain Cinco, we feel your pain. 

So Mom is home for the rest of the week.  We heard something about us going to the store with her.  It is this place called Petsmart.  They let us doggies go in there, can you imagine?  We have to be on our leashes and behave but we get to go in a store!!  There are such good smells in there.  It is really fun.






Saturday, May 26, 2012

We've been busy

Mom always wonders what she will find when she walks in the door after work.  We don't know why.




Gee, I don't know why she worries.  I mean, we just just have fun!!!  We have no idea what happened to the feather toy (Dyson), it just asploded (Dyson). 

howdy there, how YOU doin?

Ladies!!!!  I am here for your pleasure.  Sure I have no balls but I know how to be cute and loving!


So Mom cleaned today.  Vacuumed and then ran that rug cleaner thing.  She was barely done, just took the machine to the garage and someone (Dyson) pee'd on the floor.  Mom was not happy, took him over there, showed him he pee spot and said NO NO NO.  She is going to do that every time she sees him do this.  She is TIRED of it, time for him to learn. 

OK, we are gonna be good for a little while.  Sleep and snuggle with Mom.  and be good.  Or try to be good!!!!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

We are still here, really!

Can you freaking believe it?  Another cat came into OUR house.  Actually 2 cats.  One is Tiger, who belongs to Jack and Toni.  Mom is pet sitting him while they are out of town.  He will be going home to Jack and Toni in 2 weeks, which is good.  Cause he is MEAN!  He has made each of us cry and fear him.

So, the new guy.

 Mom, really?  Do you need to keep him?  Can we just send him back outside?  Please???????


 He smells funny.  All orange like



 He smells funnier back here!!!!

And what are those big things?
See, he is mean, he scares me!



I am not going to be his friend.

Oh but I like him Mom!  He and I are gonna be besties!  Or is that Beasties?  Whatever, we will be friends. Hoover can be scared of Cinco but I like him, he can stay.  But he needs to lose the balls.

So, life over all got weirder and more crowded in the house.  Mom is still stressed.  She has started looking for another job.  We furkids are doing our best to make her feel better.  We barely let her sit down anymore.  Walkies, food, litterbox cleaning, walkies, treats.  She can't sit for long.  We won't let her.  And we won't let her think too much.

Us doggies are gonna snooze....like we do anything else.  Toodles!

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Redecorating

We decided that the carpet color isn't right.  So we've done some painting on it!  Ink!!!  Blue Ink!!!!


The first picture is where we did some redecorating, well, Dyson did some redecorating.  The second shot is after Mom cleaned it up.  She is still cleaning it up!  hahahahaha, that will teach her.  Not sure what it will teach her but it will teach her. 

We are getting better at the potty business.  There are times were we have accidents but Mom doesn't get upset with us.  She just gets out the cleaner and cleans it up.  How cool is that? 

And we FINALLY get to be out in the whole house all day while Mom is at work!  We bark at everything.  OH and we redecorate.  We get bored.  OK, honestly, it is Dyson who is bored.  Bored, bored, bored.  So darned bored that he ate part of Mom's Birkenstock's.  yeah, she didn't yell.  but was sad.  they are good shoes.  She had to buy new ones that look darned tasty.  If only we were taller than 7 inches we might be able to get to them up on the closet shelf.  I wonder if the heathens would help us out in that respect......




mmm, those look like tasty shoes!  What?  I'm not allowed to eat them?  NOT FAIR!!!!
Like anyone would believe I was naughty.  Not at all.  (plotting my next dastardly deed.....)

We like to sit in the sun.  It feels so good on our fur. 

We are starting to really feel good here.  Mom is awesome.  We got foods and treats and loves.  And BATHES!!!!  Plus we have 4 kitties that we love.  It is amazing.  Considering our background as street dogs, we have it made.  Yup, we have it made in the shade, or sun. 

Hopefully we won't have any deeds this week.  hahahahahaha

Saturday, March 31, 2012

We are good, honest we are!

Don't listen to Ellie.  We are good boys, we really are.  No matter what she says.  We are good.

The green thing wants to be killed so we are helping.  We do that really well.

We've done a great job of making sure that Mom gets exercise.  We got her fat ass up out of bed at 6 am this morning (it is Saturday) cause we needed to potty.  Yup, Mom took us out to potty at 6 am.  But her butt is getting smaller!

After 7 weeks we have really adjusted.  We have Mom well trained to spoil us.  We sleep on the bed with her and Ellie.  Dyson growls when Mom tries to move him at night.  He NO LIKIE THAT!!!  (I think he has issues with anything at night...no idea what his life was like before Brenda and her friends rescued him in Savannah....but thankfully he will never know fear again)


Well, there may be fear.  We are coming up on storm season....guess who doesn't like thunder and will start barking when he hears it.  Yup.  Dyson the Destroyer!!!!

Over all, this is a really good place.  We gots kitties to play with.  We really like Ellie.  She only gets angry at us on occasion.  Robin hates us and still hisses and spits at us.  Oh well.  he may like us someday.  Louie and Hermie are really adjusted to us.  Hermie plays with us a lot.  Louie, well, Louie is a bit of a wuss.  But we will all get there.  I know we all want to make Mom happy.  She is a pretty nice human.

She told us that we are going to get to be out in the whole house soon when she goes to that place that isn't very fun (something called 'work').  We are not sure if we will be good or not....what do you think?

Well, we better get in and take a nap.  We have to wake Mom up at 5:30 tomorrow morning.  Just for kicks!

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Needy and Naughty

Yup, we are needy and naughty.

We went with Mom and Ellie to the mean doctor lady today.  We got our nails trimmed.  And you know what?    They all thought we were cute.  Even the mean doctor lady said 'they are so cute, I don't do cute but they are so darned cute'.

While we were there, Mom commented on how Hoover was off his morning food a couple of times this week.  The vet said 'he is having some anxiety.'  She saw how Hoover was watching Mom...didn't want Mom out of his sight.  Yup, Hoover is needy.  Mom isn't real sure what his life was like before Miss Brenda rescued him but it must have been not so nice.  Now of course it is the best.

We are both doing really well.  Working hard at the going potty outside thing.  It can get tough on us but we are trying.  We take Mom out for lots of walks.  She needs it, she is kind of fat (hey!!!!)  We like going out for walks when the sun is up but not in the dark, that is scary.  We like to smell all the pee mail and bark at all the doggies and people we see.  We got to meet Bella last week, she was nice.

Now for a few pictures of us.








Sunday, March 11, 2012

We Are Poop Machines!

Yup, we are.  We have been pretty good about going potty outside.  Yes, we have issues at times but we are doing better about outside.  When Mom gets home from that place called 'work', we go for a walkie and do our business outside.  Mom likes that we do this and we hear 'good boys'.  And Mom needs some walkies, she has a big butt so she says. 

We tore up the pee pads in the bathroom on Thursday and Friday.....We was bored!  Mom just cleaned it up for us.  We WILL be doing that again.  It was awesomely fun!

Mom got her hair cut and colored yesterday so she let us stay OUT of the bathroom for almost 3 hours on our own!  Did we destroy anything?  Guess.....nope, we were very good.  Mom was pleased.  We didn't even potty in the house. 

And Mom's hair looks good. 

No, that isn't Mom's hair.  That is Hermie.  He is friends with Dyson.  They touch noses.  And then Dyson chases him! 
Hoover...he is psychedelic!

Mom keeps wearing us out.  She makes us take lots of walks.  We get TIRED but it is fun, lots of things to sniff. 

We are napping now.    Gotta get the snoozes in while we can!